My Morning....

and it's only 9:15. I need help, someone please tell me what to do. Kruz is indestructible. Here is my list of what he has already accomplished this morning. He was awake as Josh was leaving at 6:15. I was barely awake but thinking I would go back to sleep. Kobi was also awake. I heard them go outside to the garage to watch Josh leave. Kobi comes back in and says, "Mom, Kruz won't get out of the garage." (My kids know that we don't play in the garage, especially in the summer.) I have her go back out to get him, and she comes running back in.
1. "Mom Kruz is in your car with the door shut!" What?? When could he start opening my car door. I fly out of bed and run to the garage.

As I take him into the kitchen to put him in his highchair for "timeout" I realize he has already been into the 2. refrigerator. (He just learned to open it this past Thursday) The cheese was on the counter and the milk was on the floor. His 2 favorite things to have.

I sit at the computer to check my email, (I don't usually do this, this early in the morning) and I hear 3. "poddy mom, I do, poddy." I make it to my bathroom and he has his diaper off and is climbing onto the toilet. He started this about a week ago. He has yet to go to the bathroom on the toilet, but maybe we are making progress. We get him all cleaned up after poddy and I get back on the computer.

The girls are watching tv and after a few minutes I realize it is quiet, too quiet again in my house. I immediately run back out to the garage, and yes 4. He is back in my car. When I open my door, he has red all over his mouth and hands and of course inside his mouth.

I bring him inside, lock my doors, set the "chime" button on the alarm, and take him to the kitchen to try and figure out what he has eaten. After cleaning him up and smelling his breath, I ask him and he shows me the pantry. He had 5. Climbed the cupboards and gotten some Starbursts (red, the wrapper was on the ground) and has eaten it. Went to the car, so no one would see him. I also noticed the Pringles can on the ground with plenty of crumbs to show for it.

Holy cow, this doesn't even cover the 6. chair pushed over to the counter to get the snacks.

7. the many times he get on the counter to wash his hands. (And might I add that he CAN climb any counter without a chair)

He can 8. open the dryer and take out all the clothes.

9. On Saturday when Josh and he were outside in front he walked next door and walked into the neighbors house and asked to sit down and have pizza with them.

And O I forgot...10. he went out to the backyard this morning and sat down in the blowup pool that had rain water still in it.

What is a mom to do? Is this what my life has come to? I cannot take my eyes off this kid for 1 second. I have already called Josh to let him know we need a top lock for the garage door, and a lock for the refrigerator to be installed TODAY. Help....can any of you relate??